This kid offended me, he must be shamed. Scumbag Alex

"TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts." (thebloody)
08/22/2013 at 19:00 • Filed to: Internet shaming

No not you Alex, the douche canoe Alex.

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DISCUSSION (33)

kouryuuk > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
08/22/2013 at 19:02

Drives a BMW

Wears Ferrari licensed apparel.

YSI-what can brown do for you > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
08/22/2013 at 19:02

Not an enthusiast. Sits on car. I would never sit on my car, nor will I let anyone sit on it either.

Sparf > kouryuuk
08/22/2013 at 19:03

Also wears flat brim cap.

ASSHAT LEVELS CRITICAL, DANGER TO MANIFOLD!!!

kouryuuk > YSI-what can brown do for you
08/22/2013 at 19:03

I sit on my Crown Victoria all the time! Mainly because I am doing a full paint restoration on it soon and after that it will be untouchable.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
08/22/2013 at 19:03

Here is the stock image if anyone wants a go at it. It's activity time kids!

Kinja'd!!!

crown victor victoria > kouryuuk
08/22/2013 at 19:03

And the can of RedBull is icing on the douche cake. Can we even prove that BMW is his?

Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT > YSI-what can brown do for you
08/22/2013 at 19:04

Kinja'd!!!

What about standing?

kouryuuk > crown victor victoria
08/22/2013 at 19:04

If he is sitting on a car that doesn't belong to him his douche level just maxed out.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
08/22/2013 at 19:05

A friend of mine once said "I try not to waste any of my short life arguing with idiots." Seems like pretty good advice to take now for you, too. The guy is just too dumb to waste your breath on.

crown victor victoria > kouryuuk
08/22/2013 at 19:07

That would be pretty fitting, wouldn't it? I wouldn't put it past him.

I think, based even on this limited information, we can apply a pretty significant upgrade to "douche canoe."

I would be in favor of douche nuke but would prefer to get some kind of a consensus before going that high.

YSI-what can brown do for you > Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT
08/22/2013 at 19:07

Only ricer do that gawd. Also rice, btw did I mention rice?

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
08/22/2013 at 19:07

Meh I'm making fun of him and this took me all of 5 minutes to do, I'm done now. I'll let other people have their fun.

HammerheadFistpunch > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
08/22/2013 at 19:10

Im going to be that guy that points out that douche + anti-douche rage =/= feel better or douche cured.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > crown victor victoria
08/22/2013 at 19:10

I think Tactical Douche sounds better, thoughts?

Anon > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
08/22/2013 at 19:11

Kinja'd!!!

I believe this is proper punishment for when an Alex betrays his own kind. (Also blah blah blah watch Black Lagoon)

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
08/22/2013 at 19:11

Although to your point, I was told by my dad. Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
08/22/2013 at 19:11

Kinja'd!!!

Let me see if I can chop his mind. Change, I mean change!

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > YSI-what can brown do for you
08/22/2013 at 19:21

Agreed, though I honestly don't mind sitting on mine on a number of occasions... And I mean really sit, as in leaning back against the windshield and stretching across the hood, not just leaning against it.

Because sometimes, when a girl asks to spend the afternoon by the lake, sitting inside the car is just too... impersonal. There's a center console, a shifter, the roof blocks out the sun... Plus, the car has to take one for the team as well, right? It's not like it was very cheap to keep it up and running, and it's not like the last 18 years haven't left a few scars already, that I can display with pride.

crown victor victoria > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
08/22/2013 at 19:27

That is very good. Class-3 Douche? Turbo Douche? Twin -Turbo Douche?

Jid M > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
08/22/2013 at 19:27

I had to stop reading. It was making me angry.

Group B-raaaaaaaaaap! > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
08/22/2013 at 19:31

Yeah, ignore him. He's just another punk kid in a schnitzel-rocket. F'in schnitzelers...

Kinja'd!!!

YSI-what can brown do for you > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
08/22/2013 at 19:33

This is probably why you have a girlfriend, and I don't. I shall not allow it! Even if I don't get "some" that night. . . if I die a lonely man you know why.

Group B-raaaaaaaaaap! > crown victor victoria
08/22/2013 at 19:34

Die Dusche Frachter??? (The Douche Freighter)

itsnothere > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
08/22/2013 at 19:40

everything about that picture is offensive.

what is wrong with the youth of today?

THANKS OBAMA!

P.S. why does it look like he just pee'd his pants?

Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > YSI-what can brown do for you
08/22/2013 at 19:47

If I was an exotic car owner or just somebody who got their car professionally cleaned very often I'd probably lay so hard on my car. And I'd hug it. Hugging and cuddling would happen quite often.

mr. idk > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
08/22/2013 at 19:49

i agree 100000% with you. some people have NO IDEA what they are talking about. However, tbh, the boss 302's stickers would definitely appear to be non-factory if I wasnt into muscle cars.

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > YSI-what can brown do for you
08/22/2013 at 19:55

I actually don't... At least for the last few years. Relationships crumble surprisingly fast when you move away for college, even when you try to make things work despite the distance. And then the lack of time hits and it's pretty much impossible to go beyond a few dates and you realize you no longer know how to do this shit, haha...

But anyways, I think there's some advicee in there somewhere. Most girls don't really care about cars, but they do care about what a car can do for them. Driving somewhere nice, for example, or providing a warm shelter during the cold nights between classes in winter, or a ride home after the aforementioned late night classes. Your home, by the way, not hers. Oh yeah, and music. Even the most basic form of sound system built in 1995 with absolutely no regards to acoustics and shit is enough to provide some good times for chicks who dig music.

Michael Delaney reaches down between his legs and eases the seat back > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
08/22/2013 at 20:17

Most chav-tastic pic of the day?

Most chav-tastic pic of the day.

Somethingwittyer likes noisy > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
08/22/2013 at 20:29

Nobody calls the Boss 302 rice and gets away with it. Justice will be served.

YSI-what can brown do for you > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
08/22/2013 at 20:38

I know girls really don't care about cars, which I am fine with. But a car is like a nice dress. Everyone likes to look cool, so in a certain way everyone like cars.

I am generally too quiet for my own good, so although you may have had trouble staying in touch. . .I have trouble with actually getting in touch with someone.

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > YSI-what can brown do for you
08/22/2013 at 21:10

Oh yeah, you're right about that. Even if a girl isn't really interested about cars, she'll at least notice a car with character, maybe pick something she likes about it, so that's always a bonus. For example, a girl once told me she liked my car because it was old, square and angry looking, so...

YSI-what can brown do for you > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
08/22/2013 at 21:44

I don't many complements from women. I do get a few complements from men though. Although a coworker was like "You have a cool car" always makes my day.

SPNKiX > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
08/23/2013 at 01:39

where is his Chav-rolet?